Posted by: S. N. Harrell | July 17, 2011

Semester Celebrating (My Excuse: I’m getting my doctorate)

My splurred spleech is nothing
I’m two sheets to the wind and
it’s not even 10 p.m.
I made it through this hellish semester
Mostly unscathed & for it I’m all the better
It’s celebration time and
 
“HEY CAN I GET A CORONA WITH LIME!”
My Friend: “No, NO! It’s JAGERBOMB TIIIME”
“EFF IT! I’M TAKING ONE OF EVERYTHING!”
& inventing a new saying
 
Four sheets to the wind
No-stumbling-No-shi-I-mean-sitting-
No-standing-No-walking-just-leaning-
Or-this-rocking-that-I-call-dancing
“WHEREZDA FLOOR? WHEREZDA BAFTHROOM?”
 
Oh shit, I’m walking? I’m dizzy & I AM NOT DRUNK;
I’m just thinking and moving slow & talking WAY too loud
It’s the music & this big ass crowd
I promise, I’m good, you’ll see!
One random fruity cooler, two beers, & four shots
A lightweight I am not.
 
New bar, same drinks
Cuter men, methinks
One more shot and then I’m done
Or maybe two more then it’s time …
… … … … … … … …
To pass the hell out
I think I’m going to be sick
No shots at my next End-of-Semester-I-Made-it-Through-Some-Professor-Induced-Doctoral-Level-Bullshit!
 
(Note: I really am in school getting my doctorate (PhD to be exact))
 
 
© S. N. Harrell 2011
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Responses

  1. haha…this is a riot…oh i remember college…and saying i am never going to do this again…a couple times…lol. best wishes on the PHD…and nice to see you at d’verse

    • I’m glad that you found it humorous! The drunkenness is one of the great mysteries/adventures/things about college 🙂 And thank you for the well wishes.


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